Dad Jokes, Delivered
to Your Door

Every card is written and illustrated fresh: two groan-worthy jokes, one impossible “Would You Rather”, and a picture nobody has seen before. Real mail, real laughs. No unsubscribe button for the cringe.

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Your Dose of Laughs

I told my music teacher I was cutting back. We switched to half notes.

Why did I put a clock beside the barbecue? I wanted to serve seconds.

October 28, 2026

Would you rather sail a giant gravy boat or pilot a pie in the sky?

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How It Works

Easier than assembling IKEA furniture

01

Choose Your Frequency

Pick how often your recipient receives postcards. Monthly for a gentle nudge, weekly for committed humor, or daily for those who really hold a grudge.

02

We Create the Magic

Every card gets two freshly written dad jokes, a "Would You Rather" you will argue about, and an illustration painted for that question alone. Nothing is reprinted, ever. We never run out of material. Unlike your uncle at Thanksgiving.

03

Joy Arrives by Mail

A real, tangible postcard lands in their mailbox. No Wi-Fi required. Watch their face light up—or cringe. We consider both a win.

Choose Your Plan

More cards = more groans = more love (it's math)

Monthly
$2
/month

One postcard each month for a perfectly timed surprise.

Daily
$50
/month

A fresh postcard every day for maximum dad-joke chaos.

Just want to send a single postcard? No commitment, no strings. Just one perfectly timed groan.

The Facts

(These are real. The jokes, however, might stretch the truth.)

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Unique Jokes (We Checked)
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Groan Guarantee
Zero
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Real Postcards

Side effects may include: involuntary eye-rolling, sudden urges to share with coworkers, and an inexplicable need to start every sentence with “So a guy walks into a bar...”